Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
you can hate the percy jackson movies but you’ll never hate them as much as rick riordan does
and he didn’t even watch them
DEAR PEOPLE WHO MADE “THE GIVER” MOVIE:
THERE ARE NO FUCKING HOVERCRAFTS IN THE BOOK
NO HOVERCRAFTS ABDUCT JONAS IN THE BOOK
JONAS AND FIONA DO NOT FALL IN LOVE IN THE BOOK
THE INJECTIONS ARE PILLS IN THE BOOK
PLEASEJONAS IS TWELVE IN THE BOOK.
I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THAT BADLY
*Percy Jackson fans laughing in the distance*
Do you ever just look at someone and think
“I’m glad your parents had sex”
Why the hell can I hear a thump when I look at the picture? And no thump when i look away? OHMY.
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!!!
I CAN SEE SOUNDS.
I CAN FEEL THE THUMPS IN MY EARS WHAT
JESUS CHRIST YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT.
OH MY GOD
I’m re-blogging this every time I see it.
what the freak..
When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.
#this chicken is dangerous